What They're Saying

Aside from Kimbo Slice losing to some kid no one's ever heard of (thanks in large part to the referee interfering), and the latest "SNL" sketc... er, Tiny Fey Love Fest, you should note the Dow Jones Industrial Average lost 800 points today, then somehow regained ground to finish only 300-some points down for the day. I blame it on people waiting for the Dow to hit 9,000 points before they start buying again; in reality, the reasons are myriad and far more complex for any human being to truly understand.

But the brewing political news is the Obama campaign's Keating Five offensive on John McCain:

At the same time, McCain outright called Obama a liar today.
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This should make for a wonderful debate Tuesday night. My best efforts will go into bringing (or attempting to bring) a live blog of the second presidential debate to you, the Sliced Bread reader, in coherent and slightly amusing fashion.