Liquidity

Aurora Water's Wemlinger Water Treatment Plant recently won the Excellence in Water Treatment Award from the American Water Works Association.

What does that mean? According to the site, it means they completed the"four phases of the Partnership for Safe Water program." If I knew more about what that meant, I'd let you know. All I know is that my water tastes OK and it hasn't made me sick recently — and this award isn't for clean water, but for the process used to clean it. Maybe I'm splitting hairs here, but it's late and I'm talking about the American Water Works Association — I could just as easily be rambling about toxic chemicals in Chinese chocolate, or how everything "The Onion" prints eventually comes true, or why Scipio Africanus > Hannibal Barca.