Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Electric mayhem

By this point you've likely gotten a glimpse or two of the major lightning activity that happened across Aurora on Wednesday evening. We're now getting multiple reports via police scanner of grass fires in the area, many of which — I think it stands to reason — could be sparked by lightning strikes.
A lot of the calls are situated at the Aurora Reservoir, this year's Parade of Homes sites and other areas in southern Aurora. If you have any incredible photos of the electrical activity in the skies from tonight or the possible grass and brush fires, e-mail me at charrop@aurorasentinel.com for possible inclusion in an upcoming edition of the Sentinel or online at this blog or www.aurorasentinel.com.

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Monday, June 23, 2008

Aurora on the 'Tube

Here's a no-handed ride on the mechanical bull at Stampede:

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The apocalypse is nigh, honk if your horn is broken

Here's all the proof you need to know we're living in the End Times, wrapped up nicely into one jumbled headline:

Comedian Carlin dead...Gas prices up...Ted Haggard returns...

I'll also cite Italy's tragic 4-2 loss on penalty kicks to Spain following a 0-0 draw in the quarterfinals of Euro 2008, despite a tremendous save by Gianluigi Buffon on the fourth kick by Spain. It seems somewhat analogous to when the New York Giants made it to the NFC Championships (denying the big Cowboys-Packers matchup many wanted) and the Super Bowl (denying Brett Favre a chance to win one last ring and dethrone the then-unbeaten New England Patriots. No one gave the Giants a chance of winning then, and I think a lot of people (that being of those who care about soccer and are following Euro 2008) give Spain a snowball's chance in the finals should they advance past injury-ravaged Russia.

Still with me? And yes, the news is true: The man, the legend, the mouth -- George Carlin -- passed away Sunday at the age of 71. The AP says it was heart failure; he'd probably have something absolutely filthy and hilarious to blame it on. I won't make my weak attempt to guess what brilliant thing he would have said; no one came close to doing what he did in comedy. Richard Pryor was one of the greatest, but he and Carlin were two great souls separated by comedic stylings.

Maybe I exaggerated about the end of the world being right around the corner, but I'll only admit this to reference Carlin once more: "The planet is fine. The people are f***ed."

Today, in honor of George, try not to reference the bad movies Kevin Smith convinced him to take part in (This includes all Kevin Smith movies Carlin has been in except "Dogma"), or emphasize how ironic it was he did an HBO special called "Life is Worth Losing" (because it's not ironic, as George would be quick to point out), or yell out "RUFUS!" in your best Keanu Reeves and/or Alex Winter voice. The man deserves better. Go listen to "A Place for My Stuff" from start to finish, or see if anyone has managed to borrow "Brain Droppings" from the local public library yet. Find some old Lenny Bruce material and imagine what it did to George's impressionable mind back in the day.

By the way, gas prices are up and Ted Haggard is back in Colorado Springs. Not exactly Armageddon, but I'll keep the threat levels raised to yellow or DEFCOM 2 or something.

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Beasley's got jokes

Now I don't want this to turn into a sports blog, but I just had to share this bit of digital video from ESPN with the masses of my man, K-State's Michael Beasley, preparing for the upcoming NBA Draft.

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Rocco's gonna be angry

So today comes word that Tiger Woods -- you know, the best athlete in the universe if golf is in the equation -- will miss the rest of the season because he needs reconstructive ACL surgery after his marathon playoff-win at the US Open, which itself came after months of downtime following arthroscopic surgery on his left knee in April.
I think this changes the script.
Before, Woods was a courageous warrior, fighting through pain following the April operation to once again beat the field in amazing fashion.
Now, some will paint him as a selfish star who risked his long-term health, who threw caution as carelessly into the air as if he were watching tiny blades of grass to gauge the wind during a Pro-Am. And others will say he robbed the 45-year-old Rocco Mediate of his last, best chance to win a Major (Don't worry; he's also a decent poker player and the World Series of Poker Main Event is just around the corner).
Maybe Tiger cares; maybe he's devastated by this turn of events and absolutely regrets risking the entire season to make one tournament.
But does he have to? Should Tiger care? He could have retired years ago and lived quite comfortably on his winnings and endorsement money. Tiger isn't competing against the current crop of PGA talent; and I don't even think he's competing against history -- if he stays healthy, he will shatter every record in the book for tournament wins, Major wins, etc.
History is not Tiger's opponent -- his own human frailties are. He probably has a number in his head of how many times he can win in his career, and today it must seem far more difficult in his mind to reach that magic number while faced with the prospect of being on the mend for the rest of this season.
But as Kevin Garnett said, "anything's possible."

UPDATE: Here's a key point I was pondering at the time but failed to type. From the ESPN message boards:
"The PGA, USGA, Nike, and Buick just crapped their pants. Golf (viewership) will be down 50% or more for the rest of the year. Whatever stations paid big bucks for The Open Championship, the PGA Championship, and The Ryder Cup, are sobbing right now."

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Much ado about much a-done


It's fun being a media critic.
Maybe I'm biased as a member of the media, but if I were to take potshots at very easy targets, my shortlist would include the Bush administration, journalists and the New England Patriots.
And while Jack Schafer of Slate.com is one of the more even-handed media critics, it seems unnecessary to take NBC News to task for over-covering the death of "Meet the Press" host Tim Russert (and Schafer almost admits as much at the end of the column, so keep the venom to a minimum).
If Russert had been a major network anchor, this question over overdoing the coverage of his death would be a non-issue.
As it were, I think most would agree that Russert was the closest thing you can get to being a star in the world of broadcast news without being an anchor. No, he wasn't Brokaw, Jennings, Rather, Anderson Cooper or Wolf Blitzer — but he was pretty darn close.
Furthermore, just about all the praise heaped on Russert by the likes of Brokaw, Mike Barnicle and other fellow colleagues rings true to me as a viewer who did not know the man personally.
And to top it all off, Russert came off as just as humble about his own work as he seemed knowledgeable. Maybe he knew no shame in his support for his beloved Buffalo, N.Y., sports teams, but his approach to news, politics, journalism and people in general was as genuine in its earnestness and honesty as anyone could ever imagine.
Is it news? Maybe not. But will we ask that question the next time some cable news channel runs more than 30 seconds of its newscast on Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton or the like.
The better question to ask: Is it merited? I'd say so.

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Monday, June 16, 2008

The censor through time


Between 578 and 535 BC (thereabouts), a guy by the name of Servius Tullius (who may or may not have been born a slave) rose to become the sixth King of ancient Rome. Far more likely is that Servius was a soldier, possibly a mercenary, who surreptitiously ascended the throne as the second Etruscan to do so. (That's Servius there in the middle, about to be murdered by his son-in-law, Lucius Tarquinius Superbus, at the behest of his daughter).
Anywho, among Servius' many contributions to Rome -- reforming the army, overhauling Rome's "constitution" and better defining social classes and tribal divisions -- was that he instituted the first census.
Now, he didn't walk door to door asking how many children you had; the Roman census was far more thorough -- it was more like a mini-inquisition into the personal lives and finances of anyone who is anyone in Rome. Senators were expected to have a certain standing in the community when it came to money -- if it were deemed they did not meet the criteria, it was likely they could soon find themselves out of power.
The census derives its name from the verb "censere" -- "to judge."
Can you see where I'm going with this?
Hop in the time machine with me about 2,500 into the future, to right around the present day. The Roman Empire is the stuff of history books and HBO series -- some blame the Christians (Thanks in large part to Edward Gibbon, author of one of the most overread Roman histories of all time). But I digress.
All this was inspired by a post by my old friend Logan C. Adams at Area Voices. His paper was inundated with the same letters to the editor I was as of late, all from seemingly upset people about a new TV show on CBS called "Swingtown" [Which coincidentally (not ironically) has been directed by Alan Poul, who helped direct HBO's "Rome."]
Many people who loudly proclaim their faith and values say that "Swingtown" violates their local community standards and should be taken off the air. For full disclosure, the show does appear to be about couples who engage in the swinging lifestyle.
A lot of people I've heard talk about this outcry against "Swingtown" are apt to say some pretty mean things about the groups trying to take "Swingtown" off the air, regardless of whether the show has any artistic merit ("It's there, on the air, get used to it!").
But I take exception when the "family values" crowd gets labeled with the word "censors." At least in the modern sense, the media censor prevents you from ever seeing something. There was a time in American history, not too long ago, that The Powers That Be were far more able and apt to never let anything objectionable reach the broadcast airwaves. That is not the case here.
I also hear a lot of people decrying the power that religious groups have over the arts, that we're living in a theocracy. That just goes too far for my taste; if that were really the case, why was "Swingtown" on the air in the first place? The traditional religious powers in America, while still commanding a powerful voice among the faithful, do not wield the same persuasive weapons they once did.
Simply put: When a major letter-writing campaign is initiated by a certain religious or moral authority to America's community newspaper to denounce a television show, it means said religious or moral authority did not have the muscle to do it alone.
If you want a true censor, you'd do well to look no further than your local newspaper editorial board. In the true sense of the word, we judge and estimate on a daily basis what is most important to our audience and what does not merit a place in our paper, in our e-mail updates and on our website.
Each day is an exercise in censorship for myself, as I have a finite space with which to present you, the reader, with the best mix of news, features, sports, entertainment info interspersed with photos, graphics and headlines. Quite a paradox: The people who bring you the news are all-too-often the people who keep other news from you.
But that's the nature of the beast -- by CBS bringing you "Swingtown," another show is sitting unseen (or at least relegated to a station with a smaller audience). Maybe you'll put together the analogy that CBS (Rome) has become too decadent and depraved ("Swingtown"), and just like Mr. Gibbon suggested, its downfall will come at the hands of Christianity.
Is history repeating itself? Only if you buy into Gibbon's take on things, it could be. Personally, I believe Rome fell in large part due to economic problems, and if "Swingtown" is doomed for the pop culture trash bin, my money is on the cause being money, i.e. ad revenues and ratings.

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Congratulations, gentlemen


It's good to know that the good folks in the Aurora Fire Department are not only quite adept at fire rescue and first-response medical aid, there's also at least one decent video editor among them:



Editor's note: Kenny Loggins added for effect.

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Veepstakes: The Republicans

In the interest of equal time, here's my odds on who John McCain will choose to share the ticket with him come this November:

Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty: 3-2 (Buzz is loud, GOP convention's on his home turf)

Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani: 2-1
(Would create most moderate GOP ticket in years)

Former Mass. Gov. Mitt Romney: 3-1
(Would make a lot of folks on the right happy)

Former Ark. Gov. Mike Huckabee: 4-1
(Hurt his chances by staying in race little too long)

US Senator Jim DeMint:
7-1 (Young, Southern and staunch social conservative)

Florida Gov. Charlie Crist: 7-1
(No guarantees in Florida now Katherine Harris is gone)

Sec. of State Condoleezza Rice:
9-1 (Only if a Mideast peace deal gets done - That's a big if)

Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman Jr: 12-1
(Poor man's Mitt Romney; both he and McCain adopted)

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin: 15-1
(You know how much McCain likes younger women)

US Senator Hillary Clinton: 25-1
(I'll stop suggesting it when the GOP stops praising her in an effort to win over her more-fickle supporters)

La. Gov. Bobby Jindal: 35-1
(Is this guy ready to be a heartbeat away from world leader?)

Actor Fred Thompson: 50-1
(Another GOP stalwart who likes 'em young)

Former Fla. Gov. Jeb Bush: 50-1
(Can't be worse than his brother... Can he?)

Cyclist Lance Armstrong: 100-1
(Dumped his wife for a pop star; McCain understands)

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Sunday, June 8, 2008

Veepstakes: The Democrats

For those of you inclined to gamble, here's my odds on who Barack Obama will choose to share the ticket with him come this November:

US Senator James Webb: 3-2 (The name everyone has been hearing lately)

New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson: 2-1
(Has done it all, adds foreign policy gravitas)

US Senator Hillary Clinton: 4-1
(Would be most-questioned decision of Obama's life)

Ret. General Wesley Clark: 4-1
(The safest pro-Clinton choice available)

Montana Gov. Brian Schweitzer:
7-1 (Helps deliver the West, adds white male to ticket)

Former Sen. John Edwards: 7-1
(Would he really say 'no' if Obama asked?)

Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius:
9-1 (Big Obama backer, but not a national name)

US Senator Joe Biden: 9-1
(I like his style, but to most he's just another East Coast liberal)

NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg: 15-1
(Is there anyone who really likes him?)

US Senator Evan Bayh: 15-1
(The centrist John Edwards, a poor man's Wes Clark for courting Clinton supporters)

US Senator Chuck Hagel: 25-1
(I don't think Far Left would actually allow him on ticket)

Former Va. Gov. Mark Warner: 50-1
(Probably will stick to his US Senate campaign)

Oprah Winfrey: 50-1
(Take pay cut, ship Stedman and/or Gayle to the Naval Observatory?)

The Rev. Jeremiah Wright: 100-1
(No one can resist putting him on the shortlist)

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A tale of two Auroras?

Congratulations to the city of Aurora and the municipal employees and other representatives who helped land our fair city among the winners of the National Civic League's 2008 All-America City Award. (See Monday's Aurora Sentinel print edition for more on this story.)

Before I say anything, I should note that the award is based on a city's ability to address problems within the community utilizing "innovative solutions." In Aurora's case, the presentation was focused on the revitalization of the former Fitzsimons Army Medical Center site, the integration of immigrants into the community, and an after-school program through Aurora Public Schools.

Much will be said in the Sentinel and other publications and media outlets about the award. I am not one to say they are undeserving, but I do have an issue with how this all will play out with the public.

When the average person hears that Randomtown, USA is an 'All-American City,' they don't understand the criteria used to award the honor. Golden, Colorado — a city I spent some time working before moving to Aurora — failed in recent years to attain the same honor and distinction from the National Civic League, and few would argue that Golden is not among one of the finest places in the Denver metro area: Scenic, decent roads, plenty to do for visitors and residents alike. But Golden didn't win because other cities have better stories fitting in with the specific reasonings behind the All-America City Award.

City officials have been upfront about using the award in their marketing for the city — that Aurora will receive "national attention" because of the distinction. And while I'm not one to say Aurora is not deserving of greater attention and strong methods of marketing, I'm not one who thinks the ends always justify the means.

Putting up signs along the city-limit markers touting Aurora's All-America status is fine and good, but it's a convenient way to make people think the best of the city when there is still such a wide chasm between the areas surrounding Original Aurora and the growing developments in the southern section of the city.

While the neighborhoods in the immediate vicinity of the Anschutz Medical Campus in Aurora and Original Aurora have seen much-needed redevelopment, much of the city north of Sixth Avenue remains forgotten by many — they don't want to think about the economic and social issues facing many in the area until it comes time to review CSAP scores from the neighborhood.

I'm not trying to denigrate the city; think of me as the anti-Marc Athony: I come to praise Aurora, not bury it. But for every success story we see — the growing Town Center/Municipal Center area, Southlands, etc. — there are areas that still need improvement if every area within city limits is able to live up to what most of us consider an 'All-American City,' regardless of what the National Civic League says.
Please don't read into this that there are easy-to-decipher boundaries between Old Aurora and New Aurora, Poor Aurora and Rich Aurora, APS Aurora and Cherry Creek Aurora... or that these divergent classifications are even worthy of consideration. There is one Aurora with both strengths and weaknesses.

I've lived in an area of the Cherry Creek School District within walking distance of parks, great restaurants and mass transit that were absolutely unbearable because of the noise and lack of respect for public property. I've also lived in an area of the APS district that's not near any parks, good restaurants or mass transit that suits me just fine because it's quiet and there's a sense of community and pride. While it may seem that I'm suggesting there are simple ways to think about this city, its people and its civic values, nothing could be farther from the truth.

Perhaps this award will bring the recognition to both the city's achievements and faults so that we can build upon the first and improve upon the latter. If that happens, I will be glad to help lead the cheers for Aurora; for now, I'll try to stay as even-handed in my praise for the city as I am in my criticisms.

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Monday, June 2, 2008

Life with Bo Diddley



I can't recall the number of times I've breezed down the interstate or cruised through the downtown of a city I'm unfamiliar with, all set to the soundtrack of Bo Diddley's self-titled, debut album. A lot of the greats (most of them punk outfits) never do better than their first album (The Clash, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols), but that doesn't make them any less amazing in their later years.
"Bo Diddley" the album is the best piece of vinyl, tape, CD or digital album you could ever get from the legend. It plays like a greatest hits record because, in a way, it is (the album is a collection of his early singles).
Lots of people have covered "Who Do You Love?", but only Diddley owns the amazing track. The same can be said for "I'm a Man," a track that made it onto the debut album of another amazing musical talent, The Who, in the form of a cover.
And how many times has a musician or band put out a song named after him/her/themselves to stay on the charts for the better part of four and a half months? The song is "Bo Diddley," if you hadn't guessed by now, with its hambone-ish patted juba beat.
If not for that first album and it's place firmly entrenched in history, I take a little comfort today, in which the world loses one of its great musicians, that Bo Diddley's place in musical lore is pretty safe. He won't be relegated to the back pages as the guy with the rectangular guitar. No one can overlook how the man, born Ellas Otha Bates, took to changing the face of American music, in no small thanks to the late, great John Lee Hooker and a bigger share of God-given talent than most will ever dream of or desire.
Rest in peace, Bo Diddley.

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