GOP Veepstakes Version 2.0
John McCain still has time to decide, so here's my new predictions so he doesn't have to think about it any further:
Former Mass. Gov. Mitt Romney: 2-1 (Best choice to reinvigorate the conservative crowd)
La. Gov. Bobby Jindal: 3-1 (GOP heavyweights are busy hyping him something fierce)
Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty: 4-1 (Still plenty of buzz, but what does he add geographically?)
Florida Gov. Charlie Crist: 6-1 (Doing everything in his power to boost profile, including getting married — to a woman, no less)
Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani: 8-1 (A 'thank-you' gift from McCain for helping him secure the nomination?)
Former Ark. Gov. Mike Huckabee: 10-1 (Now working as a contributor for Fox News, which should destroy any credibility a politician [or journalist] has left)
US Senator Jim DeMint: 12-1 (Who?)
Sec. of State Condoleezza Rice: 20-1 (Can she point to any single success as Secretary of State?)
Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman Jr: 30-1 (Poor man's Mitt Romney — meh)
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin: 40-1 (You know how much McCain likes younger women)
Actor Fred Thompson: 50-1 (Another GOP stalwart who likes 'em young)
Former Fla. Gov. Jeb Bush: 50-1 (Pretty certain he can't be worse than his brother[s])
Cyclist Lance Armstrong: 100-1 (Someone the late, great George Carlin could do without)
1 comments:
HOW ABOUT GOV. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FOR VP? ANY ATTEMPT OF AN ASSASINATION WOULD BE HINDERED? THEY LOVE HIM IN CALIFORNIA AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE HE COULD PLAY IN ANOTHER MOVIE ABOUT BEING VP. WORST CASE SCENARIO, HE BECOMES PRESIDENT ALL THE US ENEMIES WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE MESSING WITH THE TERMINATOR.
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