Speedy delivery

Overhead on the police scanner about 10:36 p.m. Tuesday, March 4:

A delivery driver for a certain pizza joint (I'll call it Padre Juan's) was reported driving down Chambers in excess of 100 mph.

Me, I try to make my own pizza when possible, but I don't know whether that driver deserves a tip for working extra hard to get things delivered while it's warm, or whether it's better to tip off the cops about a maniac driving faster than the century mark in a residential area.