Just Another Chapter In The Saga of The Panda

I saw this ad today on a popular blog, and ever since my life has been I complete wreck. Obviously people are concerned about the economy, and many of them are going back to school to get degrees in order to help the secure new jobs... But why the pandas? Are they people dressed as pandas? Most of the marketing specialists I know like to dress up as animals, but that's another story. Or could something far worse and sinister be at play? Is Degrees.Info a secret plot to transform the average Web-surfing human into happy, dancing pandas? If so, it's a brilliant ploy, because I know the truth about The Panda:



I'm drunk on panda mystery.